Phrases for Tourists
We learned the character for bad,
the character for neighborhood,
and how they combined to form
the one for photo opportunity.
We misheard the hundred words
for ruin as remainders bartered
chunk by chunk for how much?
We said the phrase for please
speak English a touch or two
too loud, too slow, too much
like an expletive intended
to start at minimum an argument.
That language which contained
more abandoned rendering plants
than fit in the backyard of any city
worldwide might be transmitted
by skin contact, that language
found in a shopping cart
haul of copper pipes and wire
behind fire-gutted supermarkets
kept a thousand gypsy secrets
to separate us from money,
that language could have been
wind through boarded windows
insinuating dangerous ideas
into schoolchildren’s heads.
A question that had determined
its own answer wondered why
try to run away from the law
if we did nothing wrong?
A statement that wanted to help us
explained if we had nothing
to hide then we wouldn’t mind
submitting to a search or else.
The sentence if we didn’t admit
or understand our crimes
was a coin toss between this
is America and this is not America.
We had nothing to declare.
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Steven D. Schroeder’s second book, The Royal Nonesuch (Spark Wheel Press), won the Devil’s Kitchen Reading Award from Southern Illinois University. His poetry is recently available in Crazyhorse, The Laurel Review, and Southern Indiana Review. He works as a creative content manager for a financial marketing agency.