Collared
Something seems awful, like it’s snowing in August.
But it’s not August. This is January. It’s supposed be snowing.
But it’s not snow. It’s static. Not static. It’s a shock.
It’s a plastic shock collar turned up to 50, warm enough
to melt the snow from the lintels, warm enough
to melt the dog from the bone. It seems like a bone,
but it actually must’nt be one, supposes our dog in the plastic shock collar,
a gun to his throat that makes the bone on the street
as awful to eat as the snow that’s not snow but is plastic.
It’s the builder next door’s fantastic machine, dusting a winter morning in white,
the walkways and the rooftops and the gutter by the curb saying “January,” as
the trainer unleashes a rhetorical device: a plastic collar whose shock he calls “static.”
On the walkways on the rooftops in the gutter by the curb, it’s shocking how
polystyrene clings, while the builder next door treats me like a dog for my static.
“It’s snowing,” he says. “Be a good neighbor.” But he’s not my neighbor.
He’s the builder next door. Language is a building. An insulated building,
polystyrene snow gunned into its walls. Enter it. Shut the door.
Melt beneath your over-heated collar. Say “snow” and believe it.
Dust off the awful shock of this January. Or call a bone
a bone. Unleash your good dog, make some actual mischief on the street.
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